{"id":11,"date":"2010-02-12T15:33:32","date_gmt":"2010-02-12T19:33:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldnoseconsulting.com\/?page_id=11"},"modified":"2015-06-11T10:04:22","modified_gmt":"2015-06-11T14:04:22","slug":"why-cold-nose","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/coldnose.us\/index.php\/why-cold-nose\/","title":{"rendered":"Why The Name Cold Nose?"},"content":{"rendered":"

So you”re asking, “Why on earth would someone pick the name ”Cold Nose” for a company??”<\/p>\n

Since you”ve asked, the owner is a cat fan, and a cat with a ”cold nose” is healthy and happy, which is what he hopes his company will be, too.<\/p>\n

Eh, what”s that??<\/p>\n

“That”s not a satisfactory explanation?”, you say?<\/p>\n

Do you REALLY<\/strong> want the long story??<\/p>\n

Well, okay, but remember, you asked for it!! This might be a good time to drink some coffee; it”s a LONG, boring story.<\/p>\n

Majestic orchestral music by John Williams<\/a>\"\" starts playing… (cue that rolling text up there on the screen!!)<\/p>\n

A long time ago…. in a galaxy far away….. Cut! Cut! Wrong script!<\/p>\n

Ahem….<\/p>\n

Moving right along… back in 1982, the owner received an invitation to join a professional computer organization. Being the cut-up that he is, he decided to complete the application using his cat’s name (Honey Cat, because she was the color of honey) and see what would happen.<\/p>\n

When he came to the field titled COMPANY NAME:, he paused…. and suddenly an inspiration! Healthy cats have “cold noses”, so why wouldn’t a cat work for the “Cold Nose Corporation”?<\/p>\n

He was really puzzled when he came to JOB TITLE:, but eventually he came up with something that would work.<\/p>\n

SO… he completed the application<\/p>\n

NAME: Ms. Honey Cat
\nTITLE: Chief Catbox Squatter
\nCOMPANY NAME: Cold Nose Corporation
\nADDRESS: 123 Main St.
\nCITY\/ST\/ZIP: Anywhere, ST 00000<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

No one was more surprised than he when in a few weeks he received an envelope addressed to “Ms. Honey Cat”, welcoming her to membership in the esteemed professional society.<\/p>\n

So… there you have it.<\/p>\n

Hey! You there… WAKE UP!!! I told you it was boring!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So you”re asking, “Why on earth would someone pick the name ”Cold Nose” for a company??” Since you”ve asked, the owner is a cat fan, and a cat with a ”cold nose” is healthy and happy, which is what he hopes his company will be, too. Eh, what”s that?? “That”s not a satisfactory explanation?”, you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":2,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldnose.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/11"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldnose.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldnose.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldnose.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coldnose.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/coldnose.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coldnose.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}